capricorn-circus:

nova-arcania:

gokuma:

stunningpicture:

Dressed up like Slender Man to scare kids tonight, met a mini me.

That is adorable

OHHHH MY GOSH!!! THIS ADORABLE!!!

powerofvoodoo:

geektoriassecret:

thatdisneylover:

HOW IS THIS SUCH BEAUTIFUL QUALITY?

CAN WE JUST TALK ABOUT THE FACT THAT THIS IS ACTUALLY JOLIE’S DAUGHTER PLAYING YOUNG AURORA AND HOW TALENTED THIS WOMAN IS TO ACT OUT NOT WANTING TO HOLD AND CUDDLE HER OWN LITTLE WOMB NUGGET LIKE GOTDAMN WOMAN YOU GOOD.

WOMB NUGGET

stripedsweater:

That wasn’t nice.

(in ref to the employee being fired for being too sexy thing) plz don't hate Iowa because we have absolute fuckwads for judges ok?? it's not like we are unique, any state with at-will employment laws could have this kind of decision... Anyway we have a lot of good stuff too I promise. please ignore Steve King who is an giant asshole and should be muzzled for life (1/2)
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Oh my gosh, I’m so sorry. I really didn’t mean to offend and you’re right, I should have considered all the good about Iowa before making a statement like “NEVER MOVE TO IOWA EVER”. I’m sure it is a very lovely place with good people. One bad apple spoilers the bunch.

I suppose if someone got upset over something that happened here in California and decided no one should live there (though we’re in a terrible drought right now so you wouldn’t wanna be living here for a while), I’d be upset too since we have so much more to offer than a few bad apples. I’ll bet people from Florida have to deal with this situation all the time since everyone always makes cracks about their state.

Thank you, and again, I apologize to you and Iowa.

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oreimo:

Airs- strong feelings 4 any1 who calls them cute bc they know they r not

Tarus- big head

Gemeni- kind of good looking

Cancer- smart, strong, beautiful, perfect. do not come for them

Leo- wimps

Virgin- cautious and not trusting 

Liberal- smart asses but never know what they talkin abt

Scorpion- manipulative but every1 looks past it bc they r hot

Saggitarius- do not come into contact with them no matter wat

Capricon- horny 24/7

Aquariums- K…

Pieces- ugly

davestrider123:

the-rogue-0f-light:

conquerorwurm:

seifukucat:

can a ghost and a zombie come from the same person

Is this a comic? This should be a comic.

"no stupid, oh my god. no just… just turn… fuck. don’t wander over there, you’re gonna fall down the… aaand there he goes………….. moron.”

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amazing

ja-mbles:

humpinghippogriffs:

seerofkarkittens:

pipjustice:

keepcalmanduseyourpatronus:

shlabam:

Never hang out with anyone who says “feminist” the same way Draco Malfoy says “mudblood”.

This is the best way to explain this.

never hang out with anyone who says “men” the same way malfoy says “mudblood” either

Never hang out with anyone who says anything like “mudblood”

unless it’s “vegetables”

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godnibblets:

I can’t begin to tell you how much I love the acting in gay porn.

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