jaymesmcguiness:

KRISPY KREME ARE GIVING OUT A FREE DOUGHNUT FOR EVERY A YOU GET ON YOUR REPORT CARD

THIS HAS MOTIVATED ME MORE THAN MY TEACHERS.

thesockmonkeyrenegade:

gracethelostgirl:

lovewithyous:

carolineflack:

HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY STOP TEXTING YOU

HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY START TEXTING YOU

HOW DO YOU MAKE A GUY

thickbrowsensei:

misskenzierain:

thickbrowsensei:

Well ya know just waiting on season two of Korra 

you misspelled season three of sherlock

you misspelled my foot in your ass

reactionchick:

Jay wakes up gasping. The blankets stick to his cold and sweaty body. He draws in shaky breaths, and tries to still the thudding force beating up against his ribcage. His hands cling onto the mattress as if it were life itself. A nightmare… that’s all it was… he tries to tell…

betterofallevils:

teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

“THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY”

jensenlocked:

goddammit europe

i-am-mishafuckingcollins:

librarian-byday:

I swear, I will do this every single time one of my little brothers graduates from somewhere.

you are my new favorite person

sofiaauditores:

*rips off shirt* video gamES *rips off skin* video gAMES *jumps into space* vidEO GAMES *flies into sun* viDEO GAMES *dies* VIDEO G G GGGGAMMES

theangelgabrieldidmyhair:

The Yahoo people actually coming to look at the site they want to buy